Statler Waldorf
We Build Brands People Talk About.
We’re a holding company focused on real, cash-flowing businesses with long-term upside. We launch and grow brands people love–and back them with the infrastructure to grow: proven models, experienced operators, and media that moves the needle. Part punk rock, part polished pro.
Our current portfolio includes:
- Lucky Hare - A scratch kitchen + cocktail bar with a strong following and standout food
- Night Train Pizza - A brand-forward pizza concept with high margins and franchise potential
We’re now raising our next round to scale what’s working and build what’s next.