Statler Waldorf
Invest In A Growing Hospitality Business With Built-In Demand And Expansion Potential
Statler Waldorf is a hospitality-focused holding company operating two high-performing restaurants across from a gated community of 3,000+ affluent homes. In year one, we’ve generated $1.6 million in top-line revenue. Now, we’re raising $300,000–$500,000 to strengthen our balance sheet, expand operations, and pursue a strategic real estate acquisition that positions us for long-term value creation.
Highlights
- $2.1MM projected second-year sales (est. 15% YOY Sales Growth)
- Limited competition, prime location
- Loyal, high-income customer base
- Operational infrastructure already in place
- Optional real estate acquisition underway
- Strategy includes adding real estate and Bitcoin to our balance sheet to strengthen long-term value
Investment Overview
We offer a fixed, secure return — not speculative equity. This is possible due to our strategy of corporate balance sheet dollar cost average (“DCA”) program, under which we will be investing a minimum of 1% of monthly gross revenue into purchases of Bitcoin for investment – similar to Block’s Bitcoin Blueprint. Expected appreciation in BTC, along with sales growth of the business enables you to benefit from both.
Why Invest With SW?
- Attractive Yields: Opportunities with double- or triple-bank-level returns
- Real Business, Real Assets: Backed by proven restaurant operations and high-value commercial real estate
- Transparent Reporting: Regular financial updates and performance tracking
- Strategic Growth Plan: Funds directly deployed into projects that grow revenue and property value
Investment Options
Option 1: Revenue-backed Note
This structure provides predictability for investors while giving the founders flexibility to scale, expand into real estate, and reinvest retained earnings into long-term asset strategies like Bitcoin.
- Up to 60% total return on investment (9.86% annualized)
- Up to 10% quarterly dividend based on investment amount
- 1.1x repayment at end of 5 years
- No voting rights
- No ongoing dividend after buyback
Option 2: Equity Purchase
A direct equity purchase allows investors to participate in the long-term growth of the businesses through ongoing profit distributions and potential appreciation in value. This structure aligns investor returns with the success of the business, offering an ongoing share of profits beyond the initial term. Equity purchases are structured as Economic Interests in the LLC — not membership interests — meaning you benefit from upside potential while being shielded from certain operational liabilities and downside risks.
- Quarterly dividend based on investment amount
- Ongoing Economic Interest
- Long-term upside
- Voting rights on major strategic decisions and financial transactions
Use of Funds
- Grow and optimize restaurant operations
- Acquisition of existing + adjoining buildings
- Strengthen balance sheet with BTC reserves
We’re meeting with a limited number of qualified investors.
If you’d like to discuss the opportunity, see the pro forma, or schedule a site visit, let’s connect.