Statler Waldorf
Invest In A Growing Hospitality Business With Built-In Demand And Expansion Potential
Statler Waldorf is a hospitality-focused holding company operating two high-performing restaurants across from a gated community of 3,000+ affluent homes. In year one, we’ve generated $1.6 million in top-line revenue. Now, we’re raising $300,000–$500,000 to strengthen our balance sheet, expand operations, and pursue a strategic real estate acquisition that positions us for long-term value creation.
Highlights
- Conservative $2.1MM projected second-year sales (est. 15% YOY Sales Growth)
- Limited competition, prime location
- Loyal, high-income customer base
- Operational infrastructure already in place
- Optional real estate acquisition underway
- Strategy includes adding buying real estate and Bitcoin to our balance sheet to strengthen long-term value
Investment Terms
We offer a fixed, secure return — not speculative equity. This is possible due to our strategy of corporate balance sheet dollar cost average (“DCA”) program, under which we will be investing a minimum of 1% of monthly gross profit into purchases of bitcoin for investment – similar to Block’s Bitcoin Blueprint. Expected appreciation in BTC, along with sales growth of the business enables you to benefit from both.
- Dividends paid bi-annually
- Final buyout: 1.5× original investment paid at end of Year 5
- No voting rights
- No ongoing equity after buyback
- Raise structured as a revenue-backed note
This structure provides predictability for investors while giving the founders flexibility to scale, expand into real estate, and reinvest retained earnings into long-term asset strategies like Bitcoin
Use of Funds
- Grow and optimize restaurant operations
- Hire additional talent
- Launch targeted marketing
- Pursue acquisition of existing + adjoining buildings
- Strengthen balance sheet with BTC reserves
We’re meeting with a limited number of qualified investors. If you’d like to discuss the opportunity, see the pro forma, or schedule a site visit, let’s connect.